O.K. this is a second profile... If you don't like it, then tough! The phrase begins and ends in "f... ..f".

I am a single male!! I live in central France* and I am, primarily, looking for single woman.

Simple really!!

She can be sub/switch or slave. I don't even mind if she has a girl-friend.

I am non-PC... which means that if you have a profile as:and call yourself a woman then I expect a real woman - not some fucking half witted tit that states that he "feels" like a woman. 

I live in the real world, not some fantasy led domain where you are tied up and fucked all day, everyday. I am 66 yrs old... can't do that anymore. 

What you see is what you get. (a slightly overweight [thyroid!] older English gentleman/pervert)

For me this is not about brutality or beating the crap out of you. It is not about violence and bullying. It is about you wanting to be controlled... by me.

I like good conversation, I like debate. I adore the female body and see no reason to scar or mutilate it. Some of the men here appear to hate women, I really, really do like them.

I am not a thug, I don't want to beat you up. I will spank and I might use a cane.

If you think that you could be of use to me then leave a message

Age is immaterial, intelligence is a big plus.
Body shape is to a degree, not an issue: clinical obesity is an issue though! I adore short women with large attributes but at the same time I like tall and slender - and a lot more inbetween!! I adore a nice neck, big nipples (and lactation), oh and smooth thighs. I look for more than just a pulse.

I like the idea of slimming someone down.

There is no such thing as "My Ideal".


I am not looking for online - to me that is another word for masturbation. I have no wish to get the keyboard sticky!! 

I don't do body wastes/fluids; needles/knives nor do I like anal. 

 I expect truthfulness so I am being honest about this being a second profile. I travel regularly between the middle of France and the West Sussex coast.

I can take a sub or a slave to my house in France for the occasional week/fortnight's holiday. Sub/slave couples welcome. Ask!!  (no Doms)

If I look at you it means that I could be interested.

Please, please, please, write like an adult!!

To me, txt spk is used for morons by morons to morons: please be literate.

I read profiles: I look at your likes and dislikes: If that part of your profile is full of irrelevant twaddle (Amusement Parks, Flea Markets, Dog Shrinking, Snail Racing; pimple popping etc) then I will probably think you are Nigerian or Russian ... or a complete knob.

I don't get cross at people trying to scam me; for this type of scum it is a way of life, sometimes their job: What makes me sad is that some scammers think we are all stupid. I can spot 90 odd % of you!

Why are so many gay men looking at my profile? Piss off! Not interested

Sod me! This is long! If you got this far you must be worth the effort!

 Batteries not included