1/11/2018 10:44:11 AM: I and my wife are seeking an exceptional female submissive for a non sexual, discipline and control based relationship that will be beneficial for all involved. The ideal candidate will be petite, under 35 years of age and of any ethnic/cultural background. Having a spanking fetish is considered a definite bonus. We particularly welcome newcomers or those seeking to further their desire for control and discipline.   We offer a safe, nurturing and encouraging but strict environment where we provide the discipline you need in order to help you focus on achieving your goals in life. My wife will administer discipline and control with some guidance and occasional intervention from myself when required. You will answer to her and both of you will be subservient to me. You will be utterly respectful of our existing relationship and dynamic.   My wife is a major spankophile and wants to use her considerable experience to help a young lady in the same situation that she was when she first entered the kink scene prior to our meeting. This really isn’t about “play” or “scenes”, it’s all about control and using discipline to enrich your life by channeling your energies into your own betterment. You will be cared for, respected and your submission cherished. You will have both of us guiding you in all aspects of life so that not only can you learn from our positive life experiences but also avoid some of the mistakes that we’ve already made (hey, we’re fucking human too).   Our initial meeting will take place in a public setting. Your limits will, of course, be respected and adhered to. Message either of us if interested and do feel free to ask others about us and our reputations in the local kink scene. We have a multi-national, multi-ethnic family so racists need not apply. We look forward to hearing from you.

7/23/2015 8:09:08 PM: Just uploaded a couple of pics from my appearances on Game of Thrones where I scaled the Wall a couple of times, led mammoths and Giants against the Wall and managed to die twice! I'm a Wildling Lazarus

1/7/2014 6:47:13 PM: I'll be hosting my bdsm gameshow 'Wankety Wank' at Winter Fire in Washington DC this February.   You are cordially invited to bear witness to an entertainment spectacular of Earth shattering, trouser splattering, panty wetting, orgasm betting proportions at Winter Fire in February (date and time tba) MrSnake in association with Dark Odyssey proudly presents Wankety Wank “But MrSnake, what the fuck is Wankety Wank?” I hear you cry. Well, it's an hilarious bdsm gameshow that started online where two teams of victims/contestants answer semi-serious and nonsensical questions with the threat of a forfeit should they be wrong. There will also be challenges such as 'Clothespin Singing' 'Michael Jackson Beat It' 'Plaque around your Uranus' “Labia Laundry” “Smack my clit up” 'Cock Hedgehogs' to name but a few. There'll even be Hollywood celebrities+ and there are prizes to be won!++ “Sweet buggering tittyfucks but that sure sounds like fun! How can I get involved?” Easy, you just contact me, let me know your limits and volunteer in advance or perv/spectate all of the kinky shenanigans at the time and laugh at others' misfortune. It's that fucking simple! Anyone can take part, whether they be Dominants, submissives, switches or slaves as long as they have the approval of any significant others and are game for a laugh or fifty. I'm toying with the idea that Dominants can have their sub take a forfeit on their behalf but I'd like to hear what you guys think first. Is that ok or should they “wo/man up” and take one for their teams? Would you find it funnier to see a Dominant in torment for a change or see them get questions wrong just to get their sub punished? “So what do I need in order to be a contestant?” A sense of humour. A diminished sense of shame. Tolerance for pain (not too much though, we do like the squeals). An impact toy of some sort. Fondness for ice. A pulse. An exhibitionistic streak a mile wide. Someone to give you a cuddle, beating or fuck (or all three) afterwards. The ability to cum. I'll be arranging a group meeting for participants before the show to discuss the format, rules, their limits etc. If involved with someone, do bring your other half along to the meeting so that they are fully informed and so that I know they are ok with anything that may happen during the show. +impersonated badly ++prizes may be ridiculously tacky and of no monetary value.

1/2/2014 1:32:00 PM: I will be back in the DC/NoVA area for Winter Fire from the 12th to the 24th of February. I will be hosting a kinky gameshow and I'm also open to offers of play.

12/5/2013 6:14:31 AM: So that's Game of Thrones Season 4 all finished. Next up is Dark Odyssey's Winter Fire in Washington DC in February 2014. Tickets all booked and I can't wait to go transatlantic again.