4/21/2018 12:56:35 PM: It never fails to amuse me how cross people get on here. I always thought being a pervert meant having more social skills and not less. Just my small rant for the evening.

3/28/2018 8:38:42 AM: Dog logic when encountering a new :1) Can I shag it? If yes, shag it. If no go to 2.2) Can I eat it? Is yes, eat it. If no go to 3.3) Piss on it.

3/18/2018 11:57:40 AM: Bloody vanilla friends - one couple are having roast beef, another are having lasagna and the outright pervert has already cooked today so I'm ordering out. Anyone want to play this little piggy?

3/18/2018 7:34:10 AM: 'Why am I doing this? Why do I have to do it? And why can't a just be a normal person?'From the infinite wisdom of My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult. Next I think I might listen to The Revolting Cocks' Hookerbot 3000 whilst I get in the shower and get ready for the outdoors.

3/18/2018 1:09:44 AM: Oh dear - talk to some people and you feel like you're walking on sunshine. Talk to others and you feel like you're walking on eggshells whilst an Action Man sized Apache helicopter drops a payload of napalm on your testicles.