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| NO ONE UNDER 35 OR OUT OF THE COUNTRY
Greeting and salutations collarspace! My name is Miss Jennifer, and while I’m new to the site, I’m surely not new to the lifestyle.
I am a huuuuuge fan of interior design. I am constantly redesigning my home, switching things in and out, and moving furniture around, trying to reach perfect feng shui! I love nature, so gardening is a huge past time for me!
Here’s the deal: I’m looking for slaves to be human furniture. With me living in beautiful Westpoint, it only makes sense that I have UNIQUE ;) furniture. Don’t worry, I’ll make you fit my perfect image if you are unsightly. I also seek slaves for meal prep. I have taken on a new vegan lifestyle and to be honest it’s hectic! Therefore, I need slaves to prepare some of the more tedious recipes (huge plus if you grow the ingredients in your own garden).
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so i took my mother out for valentine's day, and i noticed there were 2 young men sitting together. i thought "that's sweet". well, it was sweet until someone else joined their table. i couldn't help but notice a construction worker stumbled into the diner, and the 2 young gentlemen waved the construction worker down. he sat down in the middle of them and they began talking. this is where it gets sick...
the waiter comes by and asks them if they knew what they wanted, and they said that they needed a few more minutes. well, they started to play a disgusting, dangerous game right here in the restaurant. i could see the table shaking, and i saw a look of ecstasy in both of the young men's faces while the construction worker was grinning ear to ear. the waiter came back and of course they were ready this time. he ordered for these 2 fags while they were drinking water and, simultaneously, the water just so happened to "go down the wrong pipe". The waiter turned away with a grin and with a fully-pitched tent (almost knocked over my mimosa). I officially never want to go out to eat at this place again |
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So there are cream pies...has anyone heard of cherry pies?
Hint: my Auntie Flo taught me about them. |
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A little idea for a poem that I'm working on in honor of Black History Month..
The BLACK WOMAN...oooooh lawd!
She's strong, she'll surprise/ Fuck with her, she'll jigger in your eyes
The BLACK WOMAN...guuuurrrllll
Sista, sista, hear her loud and strong/Big ol' booty, she needs that dick long
The BLACK WOMAN...sheeeeiiiitttt
snaps fingers
Mother Africa, bitches. |
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I just saw the most brutal boxing match between 2 burly dykes. Jesus Christ, these women were like gloved bears. Even the ref didn't want to get close. How these specimens could come out of hibernation just to duke it out for bragging rights is the most badass thing I've seen. For God's sake, my car was stuck in the snow and the one that LOST by getting her face beat in pushed my car out...BY HERSELF . Be scared, faggots. |
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Dear fucking God. So, I was visiting family in South NJ (where I thought I was safe), and of course I saw more of that sick shit. I went to a nice little deli that had vegan options and as I was walking out to my car, I saw a man walk into a snowplow truck and shut the door hastily. I shrugged it off as nothing and continued to eat my yummy vegan hoagie. I then started to hear a man yelling and of course, I look at the snowplow. In the fucking daylight, I saw a man in another man's lap bouncing up and down. Not only that, but the squatter picked up his phone and spoke without wincing and then put it down. He giggled and then kissed the faggot that was sitting down. I could only watch in horror as they finished dramatically and the squatter walked out and ordered a hoagie while the "snow"plower drove off with a wide smile. I hate Jersey. |
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New Year, new me, you faggots. |
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What in the hell are they teaching kids in schools nowadays?! I was showing my 8 year old niece that wants to be a future physicist how to calculate velocity given a simple line graph and she said that she didn't know how. Now, I would've just chalked that up as normal, but I lost it when she told me about the 38.57 new genders to be revealed for 2018. Fucking really?! I swear, it's like the curriculum just wants to turn her into a carpet-eating chud. |
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It's a shame that nobody on here understands literature. |
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So I'm at a park, and I just saw an older man, with a wide grin on his face, walk out of the bathroom with a younger man who was blushing and had a small brown stain on the collar of his shirt. I think I'm going to be sick. |
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Thinking about turning someone gay...like really gay. |
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You know what's funny? When sub men complain about not getting any messages back, as if you'll take the conversation anywhere interesting. You do realize that 80% of you have the personality of a dead rat in a crackhead's box under an overpass, right? Your ass-shaped faces, shitty facial hair styles, and useless extensions of skin in between your legs (stupidly big or pathetically small) will NOT make up for your lack of personality, seriously. So...here's some advice, when a dominant woman that you sent your terrible, copy-paste message to has huffed enough paint to actually reply, you better act like you're writing a dissertation for a PhD in a field of Literature. Your messages better make us laugh, cry, scream, feel like we just sat on dildos laced with MDMA. Don't EVER reply with some dull ass message. Get that weak shit out of here, boy. Deuces. *Drops mic* |
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If you take a shit from a septic tank and put it in an edible arrangements box, is it now a chocolate-covered strawberry, or is it still a shit? |
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Holy shit! Can you submissive men hit on me like I'm a regular woman with ulcerative colitis? (Back off toilet slaves) |
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| Kyslave1978 on 6/21/17 at 8:47 AM: |
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I am 38 , I am from Southeastern KY , I am looking to be taken and made a live in slave , I would make a great house slave , I am looking to be a kept slave , I am married now , and have 2 kids , 17 and 16 , they are almost grown and my wife is a RN and makes great money and can take great care of them , I am looking to DROP OFF THE EARTH , AND BE YOUR SLAVE ...I would give you my mind heart body and soul and do ANYTHING you ask of me , I am 100% for real ...please may I talk to you , My name is slave bailey |
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| Vjen on 6/21/17 at 3:06 PM: |
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You selfish fat prick. You just wanted to knock your wife up and use her as an emotional placeholder while also giving her children (surprised your gluttonous ass didn't eat them at birth by the way), just so you could bail on them for someone on the internet. Instead of running off on them, just die from congestive heart failure so they get money (assuming you have a speck of decency to have a life insurance policy). Don't you EVER come to me nor any other dominant woman with that request. Men like you make me physically ill. |
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I will NOT tolerate racism. As being a person of privilege, it is my DUTY to shut that shit down ESPECIALLY in private. |
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If you are overweight do not contact me, I will not tolerate that unhealthy lifestyle. |
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| Age: 29 |
| Reno,
Nevada |
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