Dominant - a real one. Not an online only one. Or a married one. Or a swinging one. Or a "read about BDSM online and smacked a girl on the ass once but stopped when she gave me a funny look" one. A real one. Touch me and I squeak - no wait - touch me and YOU squeak.

D-type personality test = caring dominant, protector, white knight, sensual sadist. It means I will pull your hair, spank you, whip out a crop, gag you...the usual routine (message me if you must know the whole gamut), but I will also make you chicken noodle soup when you have a cold. Probably. If you beg. A lot.

6ft tall (181cm), 280lbs (127kg) - I have a husky build; there is a big belly, but it kinda suits me. I am willing to work on it though. Short brown-grey hair, glinting blue-green eyes, cute smile, trimmed beard and moustache. Nice-looking chap - I look more around 45 years old than 51...apart from the tell-tale white sprinkles in my beard. Which is not doughnut dust, honestly.

Intelligent, funny, passionate, literate, curious, empathic, kinky, affectionate, bitey.

Sapiosexual and demisexual tendencies, so I do like the option to connect on intellectual and emotional levels as well as the physical plane. Although let's be honest, you can't beat some spontaneous CNC, some mutually enjoyable roughplay, and a lovely red-hand mark.

Bit of RACK, bit of SSC, bit of this, and bit of that. All to be discussed and agreed upon. I travel for work so some distance is OK; maybe not the Shetlands though.

I have experience with both Ds and Ms dynamics, so if you just want a Dominant with caring tendencies for the occassional bout of firm discipline and rugged intimacy or you want full-blown TPE down to the colour you choose for your nail polish, I am more than capable on both counts.

Frankly, I just want a submissive/slave/someone who doesn't have bad knees. But - if you know what HILT means that's also a good start (look it up, you have Google). Good at communication and a sense of humour should also be onboard.

Single, straight, reasonably sane I reckon. The rest is for you to find out...