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Staleek
| Hetero Male Dominant, 40, Not telling, Norway
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This profile is bare for a good reason - Almost everyone on this website is a deranged nut in some way or other. Another reason is the lack of options. Why is the ethnicity Alien Gray not available?
I have an aversion to such people. With that in mind Ill normally contact first, as soon as I have assessed you are probably not one of the aforementioned nuts, although I have been wrong before. Many times.
One caveat to that is all the cam models. I have no desire to see you beat a squirrel to death with an Xbox 360 controller on webcam. And I certainly wont pay to watch it. However, if you have an ant farm of the species oecophylla smaragdina and a good singing voice I might reconsider.
All I will say here is that in the past ten years I have completed four out of five rehab programs, and I have a really nice car, although I dont currently have legal access to it. I also hope you need sex really bad, because really bad sex is my speciality. I am looking for a woman who will accept me for who I am, a deranged kidnapper, and thought this would be the ideal site.
By profession I am a private detective, currently taking a break after my last case. The case of the bloody knife. It cost me the woman I loved, and six months in a decompression chamber.
I became a private detective after my time in the army as a special forces soldier. Unfortunately the special forces training ruined my sex life, as I was trained to get in and out without anyone noticing.
Im here for friends. Friends. Yes friends, of the online variety, or offline if you are within proximity to me.
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12/18/2015 7:08:14 AM: Everything wrong with 50 Shades in 18 minutes or less.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atfIIDZRk9EBe entertained, be very entertained.
12/16/2015 8:37:05 AM: It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties To Viviparous Mama.http://timecube.com/
3/3/2015 7:25:44 AM: So, ok. I just got into an extended discussion with someone on this very here website. The topic? Suicide, and the rights and wrongs thereof. It was a weird one, I have to admit. But two very important conclusions were reached.1. I am a bitch, and everyone hates me.2. Suicide is ALWAYS wrong!ALWAYS!Unless, of course, someone wants to smoke. Or wants to drink booze every night. Or wants to eat crappy fried food every day, take drugs, not exercise enough, or drive a little too fast. Then suicide isn't really suicide is it? Suicide is doing something that kills you and those things are.. well... we won't get into that...So, ok, once more. Suicide is a little different from those things. Suicide, the intent of taking your own life due to depression, is due to an actual illness. It's due to extreme suffering the like of which non-depressives can't really understand, and more often than not it is an act of desperation.Sitting on your arse all day drinking beer and eating fries, while doing nothing more strenuous than WATCHING other people play sports, is fine of course. In this day and age who really understands the link between eating shit, not exercising, and cardiac/vascular diseases? I mean it's not as if there are any information campaigns trying to teach people that shit is there? No, behaving this way and then dying at 47 is a noble thing to do, compared to actually suffering from an illness which is no way self inflicted.Death is lifes way of saying 'you're fired'. Suicide is your way of saying 'I quit'. The same destination awaits everyone, a few people decide they want out early, and a lot have good reason to. So less judgmental crap from people who've never really experienced depression please.
2/2/2015 8:33:13 AM: Ok, if you're having a really good day, and your day is so wonderfully good and full of life that you just can't stand it due to the happiness, I recommend reading 'I have no mouth, and I Must Scream' by Harlan Ellison. You'll be depressed again in no time!
11/1/2014 9:24:36 AM: Roses are red,Violets are glorious.Don't play hide & seekWith Oscar Pistorius.
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