Attractive, sadistic guy who really doesn’t take himself too seriously, and won’t be taking you seriously either.  Looking for interesting and or hot people to hang out with, *more* than happy just to be pals. Not my first rodeo,  I’ve been a few long-term D/s relationships; super picky and very non-sleazy.

Most online kink people are a bit annoying; most real-life kink people are unattractive. That's just how it is, kids. Here for the exceptions.

I won’t be bombarding anyone with emails, so if I do contact you it won’t be a cut/paste message, and if you don’t reply - no worries, have fun finding what you’re looking for. Likewise, if I don’t reply to you then it means there’s probably no chemistry, so again good luck, god speed, and all the best.

No photos until there’s a certain amount of trust, and I’d expect the same from you. Obviously though, I’m handsome, 6ft, witty af & full of sparkling conversation.

Now if you could just form an orderly queue that would be marvellous.