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Apologies are always welcome. Excuses are never accepted. Obedience breeds compliments. Punishment is required. |
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If I'm sending multiple messages, its because my mouse is fucked and it sometimes registers as a double click. |
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Why are nipple rings always so tiny? Why dont they ever have a larger hoops (3-4")? |
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Was at work last night and realized what a wonderful piece of bondage equipment industrial stairs would make. Wish I had the room for it.
Now that I think of it, it could be like an adult bondage equivalent of a McDonald's Playland.
And now I'm thinking of a bondage ball pit. |
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How society works:
Intellectual A says "X" Intellectual B says "Y" Populace simplifies X and Y into dogmatic joke Violent punchline ensues I LMAO |
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Anyone else getting the mail for/from other users on their account? Strange. |
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I used to drive a rusted out Dodge Caravan, but then I realized that was just a social definition and now I get to tell people I drive a Pontiac Firebird.
My car's preferred pronouns: Zhut, tefek, upp |
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Damn the catphishers are getting aggressive on this site. |
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Another day, another "Bisexual Female Switch" begging for money. Gross. |
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I hate the term BBW. Not only does it imply that someone can insist upon another person's aesthetic (outside of any kind on consensual bdsm relationship), but also because fat women rarely believe it themselves. If "BBWs" actually believed the term, why do they withhold their weight from their profiles?
Just another blankie to keep people from dealing with personal insecurities. |
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Do not attempt to push my buttons. I will ignore you. I will not fight frivolous fights with you just to prove I am serious about our relationship. Shame on you for not finding more constructive ways to soothe your personal insecurities.
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No time for women for whom concepts like effort and initiative are hard limits. |
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Deadpool trailer: "You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah"
Me: "SOLD!!" |
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I love google image search. It makes sorting out the bad profiles so much easier. |
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