You should probably know:

* I am strictly professional. I don't need the money, but I like knowing you couldn't buy expensive gourmet cheeses this week because of me. It pleases me to take from you.

* I own a pretty pink dungeon in Orlando, and I never do out-calls.

* I am married and monogamous. I am not interested in dating. Or hanging out.

* If you're not here to make me happy/buy me things, I'm not interested.

* I don't allow sexual play of any kind, orgasms, scat/golden, animals, kids, or dead things in my sessions.

* I am not going to castrate you. I'll kick your bits, but I won't cut them off.

* I love champagne, roses, furs, haunted objects, and money.

* More info available at www.belladivabonesaw.com ^_^