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The tldr version
I would label myself a heteroflexible kinkster, if theyd let me. But they dont. So you get this. Was on here forever ago. Im back. Looking for interesting people. Context is negotiable. Easy enough?
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Chaotic neutral. Complete heel. Hopeless Romantic.
For the benefit of you, the reader, I shall now present a list of traits which make me wholly unattractive.
1. I regularly use terms of endearment like dear or darling, regardless of gender and without feeling remotely anachronistic. 2. I play games less to win and more to ensure the person I dont want to win, loses.3. Sometimes I sing my internal monologue.4. Pubes frighten me. Not on the level of say dragons, or musicals, more along the lines of forgetting to take an allergy pill before going to a home with a cat.5. I think that instead of trying to preordain our feelings for one another, relationships of any kind should be organic.6. Tritype 648, counter-phobic, counter-envious, empath.7. I am touchy and sometimes marks are left. This is simply how it will be. Like the moon above and the stars in the sky.8. As a heel, I tend to spend my mind freely, regardless of consequence.9. *For a boy*, expressing my feelings is remarkably easy.10. Im the boy that people constantly use the phrase *for a boy*, to describe.11. Kink is a part of my life, but it isnt my life. Also, I do not take it as deadly serious as many people do. Kink should be fun. Intimacy should be rewarding. Maybe if those two statements were true, people wouldnt be such grumps about it?12. Im an unabashed paternalist (those of you who like daddy figures, take note.)13. I can absolutely be a tease. Sorry.14. I am absolutely not sorry.15. I am positively terrible at being what people want me to be and fail even more so at being normal. Ive wasted many moons trying to fake normalcy, it just isnt in the cards, kids. Trust me.
So, now that youve read this list of horrifying reasons why you shouldnt talk to me, perhaps you still do. If so, two points to you, dear reader. Im a chatty Charles, so very much look forward to reading your thoughts.
Mwah!
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