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My ideal scenario involves a sexy little pain slave moving here to serve me.
I am however, incredibly aware that people have their own lives and ambitions. I enjoy online play (Roleplay or otherwise), and just chatting on here. I figure if I am able to get girls who are interested in that from here, I'll chalk that up as a win. If maybe later down the road you wish to move... all the better. =P
WARNING AND DISCLAIMER: Because this is all on the public domain, any university can and will use this information whether or not you request for them not to. If you don't want them to use your info that you freely distribute, then don't fucking put it up here in the first place. That being said, any university intending to use it is asked to kindly get my permission to do so first, even though you don't have to.
--The Short Summary About Me--
I am the King of the Almost Good Enough, the Duke of the Kind Of Slightly Flawed, the Sultan of Satisfactory, the Marshal of the Mostly Alright, the Harbinger of the Average, the Prince of Could Be Worse, the Prophet of Quantity over Quality, the Shepard of the Uninspiring Flock, the Farmer of the Tasteless Crops, the Reagent of the Median. So Ladies and Gentlemen, Brace Yourself for the Mediocre.
--Kink--
I primarily am using this site now and days for masturbatory material and for comedic value. But hey, whatever happens, happens, right? Figure I should at least keep an open mind but set my expectations low. I'm NOT submissive by any stretch of the imagination, and I am NOT switch. I'm either dominant, a master, or no m/s dynamic in play. I also strongly identify as a sadist.
If you're reading this profile, it's probably because I messaged you. I have no intent on hiding my intentions; I probably messaged you because you're around my age, female, and from what I can tell, attractive. If you're offended by this, that's fine. Don't add me and/or block me. If you think I'm hilarious enough, add me and we can see what we have in common as humans.
--Not Kink--
I tend to wear a lot of hats. Metaphorically, of course. Professional actor, cook, economist, philosopher, fighter, comedian, GLO brother, manager, and nutritionist are a handful of the different hats I've worn over the last few years. I can probably name others. As a result, I fit squarely into the Jack of All Trades category, while never really being awesome at anything.
Physically, I'm a relatively short asian male. I've got photos of what I look like, but you need to be my friend first to see it. I don't throw up a lot of photos of me personally; I'd rather just put up more photos of the foods and stuff I bake. I also think I'm ridiculously unphotogenic. If you disagree, ask me and I can always link you to my facebook profile.
I'm a 23 year old graduate with a degree in Economics. I work for a company you have heard of. A lot. Maybe too many times if anything, but eh.
Anyway... if you've made it this far, message me! Either you'll make a new friend, play partner, or master. =)
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And I am now opening up a contest to any girl on Collarme. Age and kink preference are irrelevant.
I will help the toy collection of a girl who would really like for me to help expand it. I will buy one small basic toy and one bigger, fancier toy for her. If you are interested, please explain to me why I should pick YOU to be the one who receives the gifts, and also how you'll thank me for selecting you and providing you with new toys for your holes to play with. The winning girl must provide a location to send her toys to. I will mail the smaller, basic toy there no questions asked. You will then properly thank me for providing that for you in the way you stated that you would. Upon doing that, I shall send you the larger, nicer toy.
Entries will be accepted until the last day of June. |
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I may be offering a contest/application for any girl who is lacking in toys to play with and desires some... more details to be revealed later. =D |
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Is it just me or are females just SERIOUSLY not receptive on this site? I don't bite... really. It's not my thing, even if you ask. |
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| Age: 21 |
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New York |
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