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YES, I am a very young older Man, but, I prefer being called an Elder, not an ol' man. weg
If I viewed your profile, but was unable to respond, and you wish to respond to Mine, please do so.
Being relocatable means that, I am fairly mobile and not tied to any one locale... I am able to entertain a move across country or to another nation.
Exp' Master seeking; Experience preferred, but novices would be considered if they're able to communiciate their needs and/or Imperatives and too examine them closely thru open discussion and see if they're achieveable expectations.
I'm entirely to complex and I stand as being simple sometimes so, I hope that you don't expect to discover the fullness of My worth before, I know you well enough to see that,The tender gender is sought mainly since I am straight, but not constipated or judgemental of others sexual preferences. Experienced TATTOOIST and PIERCIER, some branding , cutting and scarification available, too. (%)
PS: NO, I do not recognize cyber-collars as anything more tangible than the mists that blows thru empty minds and hopeul hearts.
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For any that might have an interest, I'm actually feeling better today, mo' betta that yesterday, but not as well as, I felt the day before.
I'll never take small critters for granted again. The neuro toxins from the Black Widow bite are still dispersing, but aren't as debilitating now so, I should not have to call on the Valkyries to lay Me atop My shield just yet.
I will attempt to answer the mail that is filling My mailbox soon. |
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Courting a slave that has met her share of the dredge's of life and been victimized by them and their choices is very difficult for anyone that has a genuine interest in owning a real slave.
I've treed a female sLAVE outwest that, I jus' gotta have and I pray that My estimation of her intellect will permit her to examine My more magnificient qualities and then she'll feel the need to bow that pretty head to Me soon.
This slave is a keeper. Now, I have to capture her. |
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Those two trainees have almost convienced Me that,,,,, |
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A few words for the inexperienced, novice, underachievers, deluded, delusional, under-medicated, "seekers of their One", fright night freakazoids, and the many other posers that have a not so secret agenda to trip 'n' trap a mate, or longterm lover for those months when you're no longer interested in bouts of delicious deviance that includes floggers, whips and paddles since your vanilla persona has surfaced with a vengenance as you rebel against your "masters" authority and practices because another two dozen horny posers have convienced you that they find you beautifully sexy and offer their services as new rump-humpers and,,,,,
And I'll offer that My age has nothing to do with those things that you should be seeking; experience and expertise are garnered from extensive practices, not from self-confirmations and declarations. My lusty libido,and a heritage of longevity from both parents, and an ability to accept your most secret desires without taking flight and gagging on bile and revulsion as I flee from your "horrid" revelations about your secret perverse thoughts. lol
I'll most likely call some friends and peers and plan a baptism of flesh for you if you'll bother to iluminate Me with your darkest secrets.
I have friends in several states and locales that can vouch for Me if you need My sanity, health, experience and expertise vetted.
For those seeking extremes, I am more than qualified to meet your needs, but, I expect you to be honest about your expectations. For those that need a more moderate intro' or practices, I can meet those, too. For the nervous novice, I offer you a caring hand.
My being an ELDER does not indicate a weakness. It vividly presents My strengths. |
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Reasonable Expectations will be less painful than thinking that you'll easily find "your One" here and that the collar of consideration or on-line ownership that he offers you will bond the two of you together forever and ever Amen, and then finding out that the poser played you with some glib words de jour that made you think that he was so so smart and the exotic feelings that you have when talking on-line or during those stolen minutes on the phone,,, POOP, never mind. I'm preaching to the choir and I'm most likely wasting My time.
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I thought that, I had made My real nature obvious enough to not cause any confusion, but for those women that switch, I'll repeat Myself for their further edification. I am a DOMINANT Male, not a switch or submissive.
I do have a mellow disposition most of the time and that has developed from the learning processes that, I've been employing for decades as I follow My Bright Path of Delicious Deviance. weg
I am not interested in being your cuckold or boydawg. My rear is sensitive, but it does not seek to be exposed to your strap-on collection or boxes of monstrous buttplugs. An eager females tongue is acceptable though
My attempts to remain cordial even after repeated refusals to entertain the thoughts of submitting to your "supreme femaleness" is a matter of good manners, but the third time will remove that mannerism an I'll probaly "Lose My religion" and cause you some traumatic emotional injury as I enter My ravin', if not maniacial mode and hurt your feelings. |
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Possibly My new ventures will interest some women that are seeking more than "lip-service" from on-line role players, and poseurs that spend an exoboriant (sic?) amount of time mind-dorkin' those that are seeking to be owned.
I am now sans any collared women in My life; I'm still not lonely, nor am I desperate, BUT, I am available for any that have an imperative to realize their fantasys or erotic dreams realtime.
I have very little patience with on-line play, but, I will make use of the NET to enter conversation with you before we move to any immediate interactions.
YES, I am wellseasoned, but all My remaining parts still function well, and My libido is most always seeking some delicious deviance.wefg |
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I hope to save some folks that are suffering from delusions about the bonafide's of their cyber-collar, the need to wave your electronically transferred ownership at Me as you swear that your, new master loves you and is going to marry you and your four new chain sister's as soon as he can get his divorce from the vanilla witch that's holding him back from joining you and leaving the trailer park where he manages the lotspaces (spelled Custodian) (and a Jerry Springer moment), and you all will live happily ever after homesteading, livin' off the land, why that nasty ol' game warden and state forestor will never find y'all snugged up close against that rocky ridge, the one with all of the rattlesnake dens in it, and,,,,,,
No, I will not mentor your new master in the mysterys of My chosen lifestyle and no, I won't join your swing clubs, and no, I'm really not interested in taking you to a Gloryhole and take pictures of you suckin' 'n' being fucked by anonymous cocks so that your new master will know that you did exactly as he commanded in his strong TYPE with never a worry about your health or those that you may soon cross-infect and your antibiotic resistant infections, but the next generation of anonymous people will benefit, but for those like you who were so lonely that you became frightened and settled for nonsense and delusional playtime at the hand of poseurs and rancid buttwipes a death made less glorious because of the stigma attached to the diseases that shortened your lives and those that you infected.
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For those that have expressed confuzzlement why, I looked at their profiles, but didn't message them, I will offer that it was probably due to a number of reasons that, I was distracted, or I might have felt that your expectations aren't realistic enough for human behaviours that don't cause further confuzzlement, or, I might have actually been scanning your profile with the female switch that, I'm considering and we were probably discussing the profiles list of interest and puzzling over their choices and the differing expression in their comments, or,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
If we interest you, I'll invite you to message us. |
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I must say that this site has a lot of happy women; women that're cyber-collared, but still approaching Me to meet their needs; needs that can't be attended to by the cyber-doms that they've surrendered to on-line, but which he so magnamiously allows them to search for another that's use to real time meetings and offer themselves for training, sessions, sexual usage, etc.
I really feel sorry for those that have settled for any collar, especially a velcro one from some on-line clown that can't freeup any time from his wife's schedule so that he can meet with those that he promises,,, ah poop, I'm so dayummm sick of these arse-breaths "masters" that delude themselves and those that are seeking. |
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Has anyone noticed that this sunny sunday is an ideal day to search the bedroom for misplaced toys and implements and brave the dust-bunnies by just wiping the flogger with a clean dry cloth before testing to make sure that it didn't suffer from being neglected for a few days?
A female switch friend of Mine had inquired as to whether, I have the time and inclination to show her some of My expertise with the implements of My craft. Being such a great Man, I've decided that, I have time to show her some of My talents since she's masochistic as well as sadistic. The god's are usually good to Me, yes they are. lol
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For those dominants that are viewing My profile and/or asking if they can "borrow" My property for some playtime, I'll most likely continue to say "NO", especially for those "masters" that then inquire as to whether My females will top them and ask if I'll make use of them sexually. I'm still straight, I have no interest in straying from My natural orientation just to meet your closeted fantasys of being made to slurp Male meat and be flocked in your boi-pussy.
IF I EVER DECIDE TO USE A MALE SLAVE,or a transexual, I won't be asking if it's okay. The same goes for My Lesbian sisters to. They were thankful that, I could dick a diesel-dike without an instruction manual. lmao
I have a female friend that switches and has a large collection of strap-on dildoes, she's a sadistic masochist and luvs to beat males, twist their genitals into odd shapes while she bangs their "rosebuds", and luvs to play with gals.
My switch friend a cutey, well experienced as a pain pig and sadistic enough to enjoy making some glorious usage of a boy or female, transexuals, attractive transvestites, and other, what ever that might mean for you.
For those boys that are only wishing to waste her time with your pathetic pleas for masturbatory materiel, I'd advise you to ask for her Wish List", discuss the article that you found ideal for her, chat with her about the item, make sure that she doesn't have eleventeen of them already, don't mention anything sexual if she doesn't ask.
Try to remember that she has an intellect and a wit and you'd do well to learn about her before you foul your briefs from her frappin' you in the gourd with a huge double-headed dildo for being egocentric.
Please refrain from crying on My shoulder's about your inability to make R/T contact with a domme. I have no control over their choices and I can pretty much see their disdain for some of you since it's obvious that you haven't read or comprehended My profile or comments.
Yes, I do have room for service oriented male slaves, but, I will boot your bunns out the door the first time that you buck-up at Me or one of My House members. Males will be subservient to the women of My family, or they can relegate themselves to more cyber-excitement by themselves and another poseur.
I prefer that those that are being considered be free to relocate after we've had some time in one anothers company. I do not enjoy cyber-sex, but, I will join you in e-mail or chat conversations that'll reveal what we want to know about the other.
Acts of omission are considered untruths not yet expressed. I will warrant you that you will not horrify Me by revealing your kinkster fantasys or prior practices. I'm very open about My practices and My chosen lifestyle. I'm not interested in causing you any angst or concerns about My repeating your darkest desires.
your career and familial and friendships and any other concerns are not in danger of being exposed to your practices of Delicious Deviance by Me or anyone in My House.
If you have concerns about My age, I'll reveal that My family, males and females have a rather hefty longevity. I have decades of experience in TTTWD and some recognized expertise with the tools and implements of My craft.
My libido is lusty and intact completely, and yes, I do make use of the females during lengthy sessions or personalized training regimens.
MY family or any that might interact with Mine are free of addictive drugs and totally free of contagious diseases, viral or bacteriums. Anyone intent on joining us must be disease free and able to prove it with some simple labwork and an exam.
Well probably relocate to another area near the end of this year or after the start of 2008. Georgia has great possibilities at this time. A new roomy cabin on some acreage next door to a kinky friends horse ranch. Consider the possibilities of serving a healthy and well seasoned Master that has decades of Delicious Deviance to draw upon to meet your needs and imperatives.
Yes, there will be at least one switch serving in the membership, and openings for those with a need to serve. |
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REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS.
Two important words to consider if you're presenting your case for inclusion and service, in My House.
A single sentence tells Me that you're possibly a dullard, or severly braindamaged, maybe the IQ scale has reached a new low with the survival of your gene pool, or that you're sneaking around behind your partner or mommys back, could be sneak flirts from work, closeted boydawgs that can't reveal their deeper needs without severe consequenes, or you're lazy.
YES is the answer for those that have inquired as to whether, I can travel or not.
I detest economy seats on aircraft, business or firstclass are preferred, but, I do realize that gold can be a problem even for those that are worthy of My attentions.
Asking Me to travel economy isn't out of the question, but if it's for another transoceans, I'll not likely be coming if economy is the best seat that you can spring for, I'm a tad over six feet two inches and I don't fold well into the seatspace that they offer for torture. lol |
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I'm amused by those "dominants" that write and ask if they can join My House, profess decades of exp' and most often admit to a need to be dominated by Me or My females.
I am presently sans any female switches, but, I do know several. My females can be critical and very instructive to those that choose to serve and reveal their real agendas that have nothing to with with service, but they seldom take My tools in-hand to chastise another. |
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Again, I must ask the deluded to not respond to My profile. I am not interested in supportin' anyone fantasy, especially one that includes their sitting about on pillows waiting for Me to call them to serve My Stiffie until they've reached satisfaction.
Get real folks, I won't finance your escape from stressors, but, I can provide the scenario that'll serve your needs and those primary ones that affect Viking House and our goals.
If you aren't a business owner, independently wealthy, just received your legacy, or willing to serve your financial responsibilities to the House by career or job performance at home or office, I really don't want to consider you because it would be unfair to the other members.
Even the extreme cuteys can't cause Me to change My rabid mind with their promises of going to work later in the month. I love to love 'em, but, I'm not sugardaddy material. lol |
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My imagination was almost over-whelmed when, I gave into the urge to create an extensive list of those things that a "sub or slv" have come to demand of a potential owner. Some of the more ridiculous demands were deleted without debate, others were deemed to be just what they appeared to be, notions of what a perfect romance would entail with the occasional spankin' thrown in so that there might be some "braggin" rights at the local munches. I excluded most of these romantic delusions, but remembered that it isn't an impossibility for some of those things to enter ones life and make it sweeter.
I think that My need to vent may cause some discussion, I certainly hope so, but, I must warn you, I do not freely give My acceptance of anothers arguement or debate. I will not suffer the slings 'n' arrows of female supremacy; that princesses are numerous and not at all filled with their own agendas and intrigues,that most "slaves" are truthful and realistic about their ability or need to serve, that sub's maybe filled with the slaves imperative, but they're afraid to rise to that level of dedication and devotion for fear of losing their societial persona.
Enough already, that should be sufficient to cause someone a huge hurt, ouchie, or attitude and reestablish My seat in Valhalla. heheheheheheeeheeee |
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Can anyone tell Me why, I should have to dial #1 for English? Am I being to sensitive, have I turned into a rabid chaser and slayer of idiotic nonsense, a warrior against monotony, a demon of delicious deviance? sheesh, dayum, and shazam. I'm so weary of the vanilla influences of the hypocrites, and will continue to advance My agendas against the "norm". wefg |
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For those that have bothered to read this far, I seem to have had another photo' deleted, possibly by My inept 'puter savvy
I've submitted the same one again so maybe there'llbe an approval of it soon. |
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Goal-oriented,
Poly-fidelity only.
Read My comments
and profile before replying. |
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