Apparently it's more or less mandatory to open with something emphatically kinkificatory, along the lines of: "I am an artist; my medium is pain" or "when I don my leather trousers I become something virile and predatory, an untameable beast" or...well, you get the picture. Let us, for a moment, take it as read that I'm a deeply disturbing and oh so masterful human being.
Meanwhile, I'm mostly here to converse with the fascinating and the fiendishly clever. If you're in or around or passing through London, this conversation may be accompanied by copious amounts of coffee. If you're not, well, I can't account for the abundance or otherwise of coffee in your locale.
Oh, and you can find me in the "other place". Ask for my user name.