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I just discovered Freegle !
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Rant time
Well it's been a while
I get a lot of assumptions made by guys that if I respond and we get chatting that they think I'm interested in being theirs..desperate for a Dom. I'm actually not. Occasionally something clicks and that's great..making a friend is always lovely. Still doesn't mean I'm getting in the car and driving hours for a coffee in some seedy café. Unless you are very special. Even then..if you are married ..don't even bother.
The on-line advice to tell someone you're not interested is to be upfront and tactful. I am supposed to thank you, tell you I am flattered ,pause and say No
However after one message..even two.... I don't want to know.
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Thankyou to the many hundreds that have contacted me about the br thing.. It's all sorted now Yay so now for a change of subject
Flapjack
everyone should make flapjack I love it knows this isn't a cookery site but I have a great recipe ..and you can nom on flapjack and be a perve at the same time
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I wonder if it's my computer or server or Collarspace gone mad..( would we notice?) but all my messages has a br ...br repeatedly throughout. Those I send, those I receive.. I suppose it is winter ! brrrrr
want to see my latest out of the blue, not even a hello message? Some peoples parents really should have thought about better contraception methods..
You should be held over the bath hand around your throat forcing your head under water while your asshole is violently fucked
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Please please please guys ..at least say hello first before you ask me if I want sex with your dog! The answer is NO..It will always be No.. In fact it will always be NO..Fuck off!
I have new jokes all stolen of course..so steal them if you want to too!
I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."
My boyfriend said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library'. I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'"
I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."
A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!
I am easily amused Dx |
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The human body is 90% water which basically makes us cucumbers..with anxiety
laughs
ok I may not be perfect but at least I'm not you!
Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid ( I thought you already knew)
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Ok not jokes but some funny, some wise and some poignant quotes
Proud to say I stole them all
“We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.”
we're in this together !
We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.
and some have alzheimers
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to.
well they can't if you poison them
I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, writhe, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy...beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am done with you and you will be weak for days.
All my love, Flu
sniffs
"Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out... but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
<< expert builder
" A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left"
with herpes simplex
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have..
and they have someone else
I never judge another person unless I've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when I judge them, I'm a mile away.....and I have their shoes.
and verrucae
I live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says "oh shit she's awake!!!"
too right!
REAL girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't REAL.....
aint that the truth
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always asked for more jokes
here goes
what goes 'ooooo ooooo?' a cow with no lips
Aristotle said - to be is to do. Socrates said - to do is to be. Frank Sinatra said - do be do be do.
I'm not really looking for a long term relationship , that's why i pick up all my boyfriends on the cancer ward !!
Burying my ex was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.....I can't believe how unfit I am...
Asked my sister what she wanted for her birthday. She said something made out of animal skin. So I bought her a donkey jacket. |
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see below
Arsey mood now passed |
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we all make typos even the best of us
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-33-most-unfortunate-typos-of-all-time?utm_term=.qk8mgX8Ey#.wmqwQW3XO
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I sat in a stationery cupboard earlier and thought I'm going nowhere.
But at least I know Kevin Bacon is cured!
Sad about the 150 dogs that were stolen..but I hear police are looking for leads
It upset me so much when I misplaced my thesaurus..I was lost for words
I met my boyfriend on the net when we both fell off the trapeze
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Romance isn't dead !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5je_eK0V1w
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I chatted to a guy last night. He seemed reasonably 'normal'..sane even ,,for an aussie that is We chatted about a lot of things..everything but sex..and I thought that he was rather nice..until we mentioned politics. Then he changed almost tangibly and called me names for my political views. I wouldn't mind but I have no great opinions about politics , I just know what I believe in and who I voted for (( I'm a Brexiter)) So shoot me. My point however is that this is a sex orientated site and we all accept each other and each others fetishes and kinks, needs and desires. So do me a fav guys..if you can accept those..then let me have my views on politics!..better still don't talk to me about politics. Stupid man His loss |
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Chatrooms! Tried again..chatted now and again..listened to the idiots who monopolise the rooms with their verbal diarrhoea and the ignored ones who 'yawns' every so often hoping for attention. Knows I'm not good in big crowds but truly can't believe I'm the only one who gets pissed with them. For those that pop in and out to announce their arrival several times..nobody cares <<<Arsey mood,,it will pass
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I was told that I am a time waster. That I lead men on and waste THEIR time. My time was not given any consideration. The fact that I respond to every message didn't come up. Seems my time is not as valuable. I actually don't feel getting to know someone is a waste of time. You have to spend time getting to know someone right? Right! So guys, because I say Hi please don't take it as though I'm going to meet you and drop my panties. It's not going to happen. And if you're married and contact me it's you that's wasting time, not me |
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Happy 2017 Where does the time go! Perhaps a crocodile swallowed a clock Just in case you didn't get enough laughs at Crimbo take a sneaky peeky here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDU1Fpz087s
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I bought some wallpaper today. Guy was very helpful Asked if I were going to put it up myself I said 'Nooooooo I'm going to put it on the walls'
Hear about the man that went to a blacksmiths for a job interview. Blacksmith asks if he'd ever shoed a horse Guy says 'No, but I told a donkey to fuck off once'
My boyfriend didn't like his new beard at first but it's growing on him now
We laugh at how competitive we are but I laugh the longest
He told me to pack my bags and go, said my obsession with cats is out of control.. I said 'don't kick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeowt!
the girl is back !
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some people are funny naturally or they try hard somethings are just funny Eddie Izzard is pan everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
makes me laugh everytime we gotta remember..this IS a site of 'who the fuck are you'
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Hey hey just a couple of links for you.. Guys look at the first
ladies the second if you're brave ..look at both
http://www.bestgore.com/medical/blue-balls-scrotum-enlarged-filled-black-fluid/
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/blue-waffle-infection-pictures/
enjoy Delly xx
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hello I mostly chat to nice people..after all..even nice people are kinky but there really are some dullards on this site.. I went into a chatroom and was immediately hit on..no complaint there..it happens..but one guys opening gambit was ..'Are you a 3 hole girl?' sighs I explained I played al 18 holes and had a drink in the 19th very witty of me I thought until I realised he hadn't a clue what i was talking about sighs again at least I laughed |
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well I see the chat rooms don't change
lists of names depicting who is a dum and who is a sob
I mean Dom and sub of course
and all silent except for the constant Hi's and trolls that send 'ASL?'
Kind of an oxymoron calling them chat rooms
Now if all the guys that send IM's went into the chat rooms they would be happier
chattier places.
So come on guys , get into the rooms and say Hi..and more
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I was given this to see if I could see the ghost in the trees
sound required
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t80sdBtB-Gc
tres scary
However this is horrific
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSBpJ7QsUH8
on a serious note I found a link about Domdrop. Being a selfish girl I really hadn't thought about Doms experiencing what I thought was confined to subs
Give it a read..leat me know your thoughts please
Myth or real
http://brairthornblog.wordpress.com/2009/12/05/dominant-aftercare-taken-from-a-different-blog/
Last year I went on a ballooning holiday..I put 40pounds on
(think about it)
d xox
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Been a while
I'm playing on SL ..a 3D CM
is fun and funny
met some good people there and dragged them here
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
But I d miss scrawling my muses here and I haz new jokes
Lemme know what you think
Have to say tho..
People think I'm patronising ( that means I treat them as if they are stupid)
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself,
they've lost the plot!!
A wife says to her husband “You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.” He says what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair
Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out
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Well
seems you like my jokes
even if just to moan at
you know who you are
And if you are trying to insult me..please..use smaller words
( how dare you incinerate that I don't know big words!!)
and
if you're going to try to suck the life out of me...could you please take some fat too
anyway..
JUST for you...
even though my brain has been giving me the silent treatment today...
I have some good advice
NEVER ever ask a starfish for directions...
laughs
a girl has to keep herself amused on here
Sometimes I wrap myself in ribbons and bows and call myself gifted
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I went away for a while and have just returned to find 'old' friends are still around. I don't know whether to be happy for me that familiar faces, good people, remain stoically here or sad for them that this seems to be their full stop in the sentence that is their cyber world.
ponders
but not for too long..
Good to see you guys
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i haz sum new jokes!!!
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service
Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
Local Police hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter’, who has stabbed six people in the village in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern
The wife was counting 5 & 10 pence coins out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.. it wasn't very good
kinda like Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
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To Sir or Not To Sir
That Is The Question
Author: Bob Harris © From http://www.leathernroses.com/generalbdsm/harristosirornot.htm
This article was originally written for the section of Gloria Brame's website called "Perspectives Of A Male Submissive".
As submissives, we are expected to be courteous and respectful when in the presence of a dominant. This is considered the basic, proper submissive behavior no matter what protocol you follow. It's even considered basic, at least during play sessions, by those who do not follow any other rules or protocols of SM.
Generally, always addressing every dominant as Sir or Ma'am, is considered a basic part of being courteous and respectful. But is it really? Some doms, especially those who are not educated in any particular protocol style (the polite and courteous way of saying they haven't taken the time to learn), or who don t even know that other protocols exist (the courteous and polite way of saying dom wannabe's), will tell you they expect to be addressed that way all the time. They expect, and sometimes demand, every submissive to address them as such from the very onset of being introduced. Doesn't matter if they deserve it or not. Doesn't matter that they have no idea what it stands for: they still expect it.
Deserve it? Isn't a dominant supposed to actually have to earn the right to be treated respectfully? Actually, yes. Even in the supposedly stoic, protocol-laden Old Guard," a submissive was not expected to automatically refer to every dominant as Sir. Only those who had proven themselves to the Community as a whole, over time, to be honorable, trustworthy, skilled practitioners of the SM arts, were awarded the honor.
Not that it is particularly wrong to always use the terms. For some of us, it is just a natural extension of what is considered to be good manners in any situation, lifestyle-related or not. Consistent use of the terms, especially in public settings, along with proper appearance and general attitude, can be a useful tool for an unattached sub trying to catch the eye of a skilled dom.
However, there are certain precautions you need to keep in mind. As we are all too well aware, in public forums, especially leather bars, the numbers of those who know nothing about our lifestyle except what they have seen or read in some porno flick or erotic story, far outweighs those of us who have chosen this as part of our lives. Referring to one of these dress-ups as Sir/Ma am, feeds into their fantasy image. Sometimes, they can respond in a way that makes them appear to be that ideal Leather Master/Mistress of our own fantasies. They appear to be-- that is, until a situation finally comes along and we find out it was all just a game. Hopefully that happens before they get you into some dangerous situation, or worse, cause physical injury. Luckily, most of us catch on long before this happens.
But what about a new sub who isn't quite so street-wise? What if they are aware of you, know that you are an actual participant in the lifestyle, and even though you are completely unaware of their existence, are watching you in hopes of learning how to be a proper submissive? What if they hear you refer to someone you don't know as "Sir" or "Ma'am"--someone you can't say for sure knows anything at all about being a leather top, much less being a dominant?
What if they then assume--from your use of those terms -- that this person is trustworthy? How will you feel if you find out that a new sub went with that person--based on the assumption that they must be okay since you called them Sir/Ma'am -- and then wound up getting seriously injured?
Worse yet, what if you know that person is unsafe but still call them Sir/Ma'am? By your doing so you give them credibility as dominants and put a lot of others at risk of being injured by them.
Be careful. You never know who is watching you. You never know who is looking to you to help them learn how a submissive is expected to behave by a real dominant. And most of all, you never know who is watching you and relying on how you interact with a dominant to determine if they should trust them or not. |
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some (in)appropriate sayings ..in latin
Colligavit nemo. - No one has bound me (i cannot comment)
Cedo nulli. - I yield to no one (thats not quite true)
Consequitur quodcumque petit. -She obtains whatever she desires (now thats better)
Flectimur obsequio non viribus. -We bend out of compliance and not because of force (that works)
Homines voluptatibus transformantur. -Men are transformed by pleasures (aint that the truth)
Ingratis servire nefas. - It is wrong to serve the ungrateful ( yes yes yes !)
Longo splendescit in usu. - With long use it shines ( it does?)
Nec fas est, nec posse reor. -I deem it neither lawful nor possible ( but he won't listen)
Nemo potest duobus dominis servire. -No one can serve two masters (they aint been in Gor then)
Otiosi semper egentes. - The idle are always needy (i must be idle)
Prostibuli eligantia. - The elegance of a whore (classy cow)
Aureae compedes. - Golden shackles (a girl can dream)
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time for a laugh
we all need those
Don't expect too much ..theres a recession on
My boyfriend didnt like his new beard at first..and then it grew on him
( think about it)
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words
( very topical with all this Shakespeare stuff about at the moment I thought)
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now
( heck I'm good ..more topicalness !)
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist
( we brits always chat about weather)
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
( and tea)
sends a hug
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Red Flags and Dating Tips for Kinky People
"Red flag" is a term to describe a personal trait or behavior that is common in people who are harmful to their partners. When getting to know someone online it is very important that you look for these flags. When you see these red flags slow down or stop the relationship. Understand that none of these red flags alone are definitely a sign of a bad person. They only tend to be an indicator of a problem situation. The more you see these red flags, the more you are at risk. Many of these red flags can apply to both unhealthy Doms and subs. These recommendations are to help you avoid getting into an abusive relationship. If you think you or someone you know is in an abusive relationship please contact SOMEBODY!
Red Flags:
1) Tries to separate you from your friends, family or BDSM community?
2) Avoids talking about personal details. Gets mad when you ask or quickly ends the conversation or answers questions with questions.
3)Has no BDSM references or friends you can talk to.
4)Gets angry when you ask for references or ask around about them.
5)Is inconsistent with details about themselves.
6)Does not give you their home and work phone number at the appropriate time.
7)Only communicates with you at strange hours and gets mad if you try to contact them at other times.
Criticizes the BDSM community and refuses to participate, especially if they never were part of it.
9)Consistently breaks promises.
10)Always finds excuses for not meeting.
11)Always puts blame on others for things going wrong.
12)Does not take personal responsibility.
13)Has bad relationships with most or all of their family members.
14)Pressures you into doing things you do not want to do.
15)Does not respect your limits, negotiations or contracts.
16)Pushes you into a D/s relationship too fast.
17)Falls in love with you way too fast and swears undying love before even meeting you.
1Hides behind their D/s authority and says that their authority should not be questioned.
19)Tries to make you feel guilty for not being good enough. Says that you are not a "True" sub.
20)Loses control of their emotions in arguments and regresses to yelling, name-calling and blame.
21)Puts you down in front of other people.
22)Turns instantly on their friends, going from best friend to arch enemy at the drop of a hat.
23)Treats you lovingly and respectfully one day and then harshly and accusingly the next.
24)Goes to great lengths to get revenge on people.
25)Lies or withholds information. Cheats on you or is overly jealous.
26)Will not discuss what your possible future relationship could be like.
27)Tries to keep you in the dark about what might happen next in the relationship.
2Does not respect your feelings, rights, or opinions.
29)Belittles your ideas.
30)Blames you for your hurt feelings.
31)Abuses alcohol or other drugs.
32)Is constantly asking for large amounts of money from you or others.
33)Threatens suicide or other forms of self-harm.
34)Deliberately saying or doing things that result in getting themselves seriously hurt.
35)Monitors your communications (emails, phone calls, chats) with others.
36)Only interacts with you in a kinky or sexual manner as if role-playing.
37)Will not have normal everyday vanilla conversations.
3Never shows you their human side. Is emotionless. Hides their vulnerability behind their D/s role.
39)Has multiple online identities for interacting with the same communities.
40)Disappears from communication for days or weeks at a time without explanation.
41)Is rude to public servants such as waitresses, cashiers and janitors.
42)Never says thank you, excuse me or I am sorry to anyone.
The answer to everything really IS 42!
Guys I'm on to you!
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Just want to thank those that send the odd joke or two
would ask if you could make them funny
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I have learned a few things since being here
Mainly never to argue with an idiot..they drag one down to their level then beat you with experience.
That light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear quite bright until you hear them speak
and that going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
WARNING...
CHARACTER DEFECTS AND NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM
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The term "acid test" is an old prospecting term.
A powerful acid can dissolve most base metals in a matter of minutes. However, gold will stand up to most acids.
So the Acid Test was an easy way for people to make sure they had a real nugget of gold and not a lump of the fool's variety. In the same way, these tests are meant to be quick ways to identify fake Doms.
Passing all these tests is no guarantee. There is no replacement for getting to know your prospective partner as well as possible BEFORE YOU EVER MEET IN PERSON
just a thought
theres a lot of fools gold
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i have nothing to say
but will leave something anyway
just for you
you know who you are
laughs
Man goes to doctor, "doctor everytime i close my eyes i see a spinning insect". Doctor: "dont worry its just a bug going round"
ever since my friend becane a mime act i havnt heard from her
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak
Trundles off laughing
Delly
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'Hi' said someone
short sweet innoffesive..so i ignored my own rule of responding to one liners and the hru brigade and sent a message back ..'Hello'
Now in what world does a Hello deserve pics of some moron with a stupid expression on his face,holding his weiner.
After i told him off for being a first class cretin i was duly told to 'fuck off and die'..he must have been very cross cos he capitalised it..
well we'll all die and very often we fuck off too..but some of us do it with style.
Please guys..if youre going to send pics showing off what you might think as your best asset...dont..mum might be looking over my shoulder.. thanks
laughs
Delly
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yes yes..thankyou to those that remind me its a sex chat site..i do know
but even perverts,kinksters and trolls need a joke, a song and a poem..
The Invitation ..Oriah Mountain Dreamer
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing.
It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dream for the adventure of being alive.
It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon...
I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain.
I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it.
I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful to be realistic to remember the limitations of being human.
It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself. If you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not betray your own soul. If you can be faithless and therefore trustworthy.
I want to know if you can see Beautyeven when it is not pretty every day. And if you can source your own life from its presence.
I want to know if you can live with failure yours and mine and still stand at the edge of the lake and shout to the silver of the full moon, “Yes.”
It doesn’t interest me to know where you live or how much money you have. I want to know if you can get up after the night of grief and despair weary and bruised to the bone and do what needs to be done to feed the children.
It doesn’t interest me who you know or how you came to be here. I want to know if you will stand in the centre of the fire with me and not shrink back.
It doesn’t interest me where or what or with whom you have studied. I want to know what sustains you from the inside when all else falls away.
I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments. |
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Just my luck
it snowed in Petra
snow plough gritter and police escort
wished i'd stayed here and troll bashed
oh well
remember ...
Life is like a Curry. What you do today, might burn your arse tomorrow
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so youre going to have some peace
after frozen france i am off to egypt
wooot ( says she sounding like a 13 yo american boy at finding something plastic in his cornflakes)
some information first though
i left the local helium factory where i worked...i didnt like how they spoke to me
used to have a fear of hurdles, especially the last one, but I got over it
Two heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma
makes me laugh
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Why do people add others to their favoUrites when they've not even said hello!
Stop it!
i refuse to be an anonymous favourite
its silly and unecessary
if an unknown is a favoUrite..what are the great unknown?
*looks out the window.. still white out there
conjunctivitis.com - now thats a sight for sore eyes
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*pulls a face
I HATE snow..it was so cold in France
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. ...first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
Grins
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theres snow out there and i'm cold!
im off to france ..just my luck to get crappy weather when i have a huge drive before me..
i think id rather stay in bed and keep warm annoying the trolls of this world on CM..but there isnt enough time in the world for that..
smiles cutely
i was asked if i am a racist by some guy..i said hell no..i dont even walk fast !
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EEEPs
a lesbian male sub perved me..
wonders how that works..anyone?
please dont try to befriend me without even saying hello!
oh and im from Yorkshire a red head and a baby girl..men just dont stand much of a chance..and women even less
goes off to strangle my nana for puking up in my car !
i might leave the odd (very) joke here.. but i want one back if youve read this !
i killed a man yesterday with sandpaper..i only meant to rough him up a bit
thats kills me everytime
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um
i AM quite normal..
honestly!
most of the time.. but we all have our moments ..
i had a moment the other day and deleted all my mail..so if you sent something and did'nt get a reply..thats the reason..the lovely people know who they are...
sowwy
pouts and looks puppy eyed..pwease say hello again
Delly
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Journal Entries are like buses..you wait ages for them and then suddely two come along in a short space of time.. anyway like my buns ( i am English they are NOT cupcakes) , some things need to be shared..like this
( and remember ...it is not a game of who the fuck are you... or maybe it is)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
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Well who would have believed putting a plate of home baking as a profile pic on a sex chat site can bring out the domestic side of so many men..
I am now exchanging recipes.. blinks
Cooking i suppose is like sex..we all give it a go.. we all know what we like and don't like..we all have different tastes and mix our ingredients to our pallet
I could push the thought process and say it all ends up down the pan too but that would sound churlish....
Goes off to recreate the paprika soup recently partaken ..
>!<
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I looked to see who was viewing my full profile..You know who you are..!..and it made me think what put those people who have perved but not said hello off..I have dutifully filled it out..(i was bored at 2 am one morning) what a good girl...
Some of the things in the BDSM lists of like and dislikes are fine but when they ask you to ascertain your skills with a blindfold it gets silly. Just because i can put a blindfold on makes me an expert?,,s'all daft.
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waves
Helllo!
i'm back..a lil older , a lil wiser ..but stiLl me..
and CM is still CM
amazingly the trolls that contacted me before have contacted me again
AM I SO FORGETABLE!!!
Yes i made the buns..<< is a fantastic cook!
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Cookiedom
un subscribe.. or i will tell all yer secrets ..if i knew them hahahaha! |
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No longer cross
probably because im not old or fat or bitter ..or a big mouth..and also because i dont give a damn .. back to being the sweet lil me ...
Normal service has now resumed |
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so i made anothe account..so what ! shoot me ! lots have! i made one with a bad name which i knew would draw attention..and boy did it ! whats in a name ...? not every rose smells just the same..some smell of hot wonton sex by some begging cumwhore..
i deleted it because i trusted someone who blabbed it to all that asked ...note to me,,,dont trust some fat old disalussioned bitter woman.. someone who called herself friend... must send her the definition..
yes im cross
minirant over
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i was in a room recently when the topic of baby girls was brought up and someone remarked that 'they should grow up'. Thats fine if youre the role-player baby girl but not so easy for the real thing..
The Daddy/Mommy bg/bb is one of the most complex and misunderstood in the BDSM lifestyle..actually its an alternative livestyle.
Its different for each couple, more depth more loving more care and yes..trust is needed in every relationship but when youre giving total power exchange to someone its needed in spades.
Im not going to defend being a baby girl ,,if you don't like it or agree with it then keep out of my face..i will say one thing though..it doesnt mean talking googoogahgah or wearing diapers and suckling on a pacifier..unless of course Daddy says so..smiles cutely
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Ok fellas pin back ya lugholes and hear ye hear ye
the answer is my nanas pearl earring
THATS what im seeking i borrowed it and lost it so if you find it gimme a shout.
Other than that..im not seeking..but i never rule anything out either
gotta love mah mini rants
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This place isnt possibly for me.. im an adult baby girl and i don't submit well..im certainly no slave..ok ...perhaps to chocolate maybe..
im getting the oddest of messages too
kneel before me bitch suck my cock what are you seeking you know the sort YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE lol
I do have my comebacks ready but guys if you can't say more than 'grunt hi grunt' dont bother as for the picture collectors and msn/Y collectors on the first chat ..dont ask yes im arsey opinionated difficult and argumentative..these are my good points smiles.. but most of all im me .. and you won't get to know me in two grunts Dellyishus |
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well im a lil perplexed i mean..isn't this supposed to be a chat site.. i eagerly enter and always say hello in room to be greeted (or not) with silence theres a few that say hi ..and to those stalwarts i wave and blow kisses but generally i do think there's either less people around than the room list shows, people are in private chat or theyre just plain rude.. mini rant over |
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Well, after being here a week I must say ive met some rather nice perverts, I've also met the not so nice people and i have been nagged for money in pm ..I mean £20 for a pair of normal stockings.. I've had men wanting to collar me after a quick hello and women asking me to have their babies..scratches head,,its a mad mad mad mad world |
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