It is a pressing dilemma when you wish to roll over and masturbate, for it is almost sex and feels good; but your cat would rather you stay as you are, for your calf muscles are comfortable and warm.
10/15/2016 6:33:07 AM
You want to be a masochist outside the bedroom?
Become a plastic model hobby enthusiast.
Ow My pride and work ethic X(
3/8/2016 5:05:44 AM
That feel when someone blocks you because you've never played a Final Fantasy game :/
10/26/2015 7:56:41 AM
Oh god, there's a button in the sidebar where you can pull up this site's mobile view from your regular computer? That's... actually kinda cool, I can't think of any other website at all that does that...