I added a new pic taken off the Corona del Mar coast on Mar 9, 2014. That is Catalina in the background ~26 miles away. And people wonder why we live here.

O n Nov 4, 2013 my beloved April joined Niki in cat heaven. She was 19-1/2 and spent all except the last 3 years of her life as Niki's companion. RIP little lady you will always be in my heart.

Fun new toy, bullet/egg vibrator with remote. She is wearing the vibrator and I have the remote, great fun when having dinner in a restaurant or walking thru the mall.

pic #12. Found this young waif chained to a stairway. After some discussion I agreed to remove her bonds and make her my slave.
If you love something set it free - she asked for her freedom May 2014 and her wish was granted, reluctantly :(

List of crew names of the Airliner crash at San Francisco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Makes me think of the statement the new sheriff made about the towns people as he entered the jail with his own gun to his head at the beginning of Blazing Saddles.

obamba voters celebrating Independence Day is like Atheists celebrating Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

14,000 people are having sex right now,

25,000 are kissing,

50,000 are hugging.

And you, you are reading this.

Why do people, female subs and slaves, post pics sideways. If they can't take the time to properly orient their pics before posting them how will they be a good sub or slave.

Subject: The Fishing Trip

CM just removed a number of photos (Political quotes by persons not on CM) I had on my profile. A couple of these I copied from other profiles here on CM. Did you remove them from that profile too. Others were quotes that included the name of the person who made the statement originally. Including the person's name that made the original statement makes it legal to print their words.

It would appear that some thin skinned liberal doesn't like the truth, and CM is their messenger. I have to wonder if they remove all the political pics put up by the liberals.

Obey the sign

http://www.youtube.com/embed/9wm-Ge8LL7o?rel=0

Women’s Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart, and strong
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed
When I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind
Knows how to answer “how big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Men’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

Interesting group "Madison Rising" named themselves after James Madison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8C7i9kdEf8

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/

Would make for some interesting conversations if it doesn't work.

The women on here that are over 5ft tall and 80 or less lbs, are they hinting they are starving and need free meals.

Socialism is GREAT - UNTIL you run out of other people's money"........ Former Prime Minister Margret Thatcher of the United Kingdom.

Nothing like a road trip to relieve the stress, nothing like motels to make you glad to be back home.

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. --   Voltaire   (1764)

 A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. --   G. Gordon Liddy

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. --   Thomas Jefferson

Two blondes walk into a bar... You'd think that at least one of them would have seen it...

http://news.yahoo.com/sexual-seniors-happiest-survey-finds-193215911.html

In this group, sexual activity was linked with both general and marital happiness

, the researchers found. While only 40 percent of the individuals who had not had sex in the last 12 months said they were "very happy" with life, the number of "very happy" people who had sex more than once a month was 60 percent

I recently purchased a new high quality camera, 12mp good for 11x17 or larger, and would like to restart my amateur photog hobby. Any females that would like to model in exchange for pics is welcome. Models choice of location and theme.

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'

He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'

'So, where were you all these years?'

'In prison,' he says.

'Why did they put you in prison?'

He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'

'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'

July 4, 2011

Take time today to remember that our Founding Fathers put their lives and property on the line so we could celebrate today.

Also remember that only you can keep government under your control and not it's control.

It's very cold and snowing outside. The subs faces are pressed against the window.

If it gets any colder I guess I will have to let them in.

Jordyn was flown to IN today and will join her sister tomorrow forever. May they play forever in heaven.

Turniing out to be another crap year. Lost my favorite cat and granddaughter in 6 weeks. At least UCI didn't kill her like they did her twin sister.

On Aug 23, 2010 my friend for 17 years had to be put to sleep.

Niki, beloved Siamese, I will miss you.

STARING at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

 Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found

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